The Caption contest...

Don's

(with a nod to Clint Eastwood and James MacEachin): "Man, this is weak. We got guns we can't shoot, drums we can't dance to, glasses we can't drink from, bed rolls we can't sleep on, food we can't eat, and one guy up front walking under an umbrella where there ain't no rain like he knows where he's going when we ALL know he don't know s--t! White boys is the craziest motherf-----s in the whole goddamn world..."

(with a nod to David Keith and Oliver Stone): "God DAMN, it's hot! Where the muthaf----n' Devil at?!?"

(with a nod to Bill Cosby): "Yeah, ol' B'wana Braithwaite-Smythe, you just keep walkin' up front there like y'own the whole damn continent... Old Simba's just gonna LOVE meetin' up witch y'all's candy-red ass, and you won't BELIEVE how quick I can drop this umbrella... I got yer B'wana, right here..." ...

(with a nod to Dennis Miller): "Chippington-Haythornthwaite was confident that his clever tactic of trading off the job of "parasol-holder-from-10-til-2" was currying favor among his bearers, thus eliminating any possibility of revolt over the "two-cups-of-gruel-per-day" wage freeze."

Rick's

Reginald Carruthers is setting out upon his holy mission to provide shirts to the peoples of the Dark Continent.

Jeremey's

"In the late 19th century, Sir Carl Reginald Baltor set off on his 7th expedition into the dark jungles of Africa in search of the Mythical Lost City of Cabbage. He died penniless and insane still convinced that the city was within his grasp....."

Jack's

"Now if only I could find where I packed me tea."

Richard's

"Bertie Smythe-Leadbottom always prepared well for his expeditions, but the blue desert was an unusual challenge."

"Reginald Frobisher-Smythe had but one fear, and that was that the sky would fall on his head."

"Carruthers was aware that the african pigmy shrew was a dangerous beast when cornered and was taking no chances."

"I think we've traced the source of the Blue Nile."